What I need for my Present: Smokes!

I have made a decision this christmas to beg for basic presents that my wife can pick out easily for me. My selection, as always, is my favored smoke from pipe-tobacco-online.com. She won’t even have to take leave of our apartment, she can go online (I have all my favorites sites saved) and make out the order there. As far as other gifts, she can go to the nearest shop and pick out a gift. She says to me every Christmas that I am the most baffling husband to buy for. But we have been inseperable for over 15 years! And if she doesn’t realize the things I admire by now, I give up. I continuously mention every holiday, “I want stogies”, I puff on 1 or 2 a day, and that adds up. I bought a humidor for storing my stogies, “what’s that for?” she askes. Well my sweetheart, it’s to keep my cigars refreshed. So, if you get me stogies for the holiday I can hold them in there for a few months and pull a cigar when I am wishing to savor one. Although I have to say, I was blessed with luck last year, she bought me a lighter that was ingraved with my initials. The year before, she gave me a fishing pole, without thinking I said I would like to go fishing again someday. Well, I went fishing one time in two years, but guess what, I still enjoy 1-2 stogies every day. Well what do I want for the holiday this year? I want Cigars, and anything else would just be an additional delight.

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